I'm Offensive-- dead pope
Go away.
WARNING: this post makes fun of the Catholic Church. IT IS OFFENSIVE. DO NOT READ THIS. DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR GO TO YOUR JOB.
Compassion to the recently deceased John Paul II. ANybody who can go and forgive the guy who tried to kill him has got to have somethign going for him.
But seriously, folks-- what is UP with the Papacy?
--You need to be going on senile to qualify to be Pope.
--You get elected by old farts (MALE old farts).
--You get to tell people how to run their sex lives even though you've (presumably) never had sex yourself.
--Your Church has spent over two hundred fifty million dollars over the last thirty years (in the U.S. alone) in defending itself and its pedophile priests. Meanwhile, you condemn homosexual people. In other words, it's not OK for a man to fuck another man but OK for a man to fuck a child.
-- You are supposedly conversant in matters spiritual. Yet your reading is confined to Catholic Christian philosophers, most of whom were already dead 500 years ago. That's like a fan of mystery stories ending her reading with Sherlock Holmes stories. This leads you to make really intelligent pronunciations, like how bad birth control is ("it's unnatural") in a world of 6.5 billion people.
-- The only way you can quit your job is by dying.
WARNING: this post makes fun of the Catholic Church. IT IS OFFENSIVE. DO NOT READ THIS. DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR GO TO YOUR JOB.
Compassion to the recently deceased John Paul II. ANybody who can go and forgive the guy who tried to kill him has got to have somethign going for him.
But seriously, folks-- what is UP with the Papacy?
--You need to be going on senile to qualify to be Pope.
--You get elected by old farts (MALE old farts).
--You get to tell people how to run their sex lives even though you've (presumably) never had sex yourself.
--Your Church has spent over two hundred fifty million dollars over the last thirty years (in the U.S. alone) in defending itself and its pedophile priests. Meanwhile, you condemn homosexual people. In other words, it's not OK for a man to fuck another man but OK for a man to fuck a child.
-- You are supposedly conversant in matters spiritual. Yet your reading is confined to Catholic Christian philosophers, most of whom were already dead 500 years ago. That's like a fan of mystery stories ending her reading with Sherlock Holmes stories. This leads you to make really intelligent pronunciations, like how bad birth control is ("it's unnatural") in a world of 6.5 billion people.
-- The only way you can quit your job is by dying.
posted by Butch at 1:01 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home